Happy Sunday! Your weekend is OVER! Sorry!
Enjoy some funnies before you start your week!
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- I will NEVER say that again!
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- At LEAST once!
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- This is probably right next door to the “Pussy Ping-Pong” bar in Bangkok…
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- That’s one way to get your neighbor’s attention. And possibly an STD!
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- I have at least one person I wouldn’t mind sending a “Get Fucked” card… Does Hallmark make them?
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- Nice, but looks kind of painful!
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- And I even changed the batteries!
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- Precisely why I DON’T run!
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- I have some fond memories of riding in the back of my father’s pick-up truck.
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- I think every kid from Wisconsin knows how to milk a cow!
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- I was one of those children… Where you?
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- And don’t be alarmed if you see some charges you don’t recognize…
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- A chiropractor would feel SOOO good right about now!
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- Maybe I should try edibles!
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- I wonder why that is not happening… yet.
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- Man, is THIS true!
Dear Jason,
I once saw a collection of Hallmark cards that “ought to have been made.” One read,
When we were together, you swore you’d die for me.
[OPEN]
Now that you’ve left me, I think you should keep that promise.
Another good one was,
How did two people like you…
[OPEN]
have such a beautiful baby?