Sunday Funnies

Posted on January 26, 2025 by Jason

Hey guys!

I am feeling even better today! And I think a little of my sense of smell and taste are coming back! Yay!

I hope everyone is having a good weekend!

Cheers,
Jason

: The story of my nose…

: But I will STILL be there!

: Yes, commas are important!

: What goes around, comes around…

: What a dilemma!

: I got tied up with Brendan…

: I would have said “WHAT???”

: “Take me to your leader”

: I know some of those people!

: Kind of true!

: Well, if you say so…

: Yeah, I’d be in trouble…

: What? Are you NUTS?!

: So, what’s the problem…

: Every child has to learn that life is not always fair…

: This hurts on so many levels…

Sunday Funnies

Posted on January 19, 2025 by Jason

Well, it is Sunday again.

I know this is a “Funnies” post, but I just received word from a friend of the blog who has lost his home and all his precious memories in the unprecedented wildfires devastating Southern California. Luckily, he and his family are safe. Words cannot fully capture the depth of sorrow I feel for the immense loss and suffering caused by these wildfires. My deepest compassion goes out to all those affected.

I also know that tragedies happen every day all over the World, from the Middle East, to Ukraine, and the recent hurricanes that hit the Southeast part of the United States. Every time I turn on the news there is something else that hurts my heart. I literally can only watch the news for about 5 minutes.

Please consider helping someone in some way, even if it is just to make a phone call to say “Hello”. If you are wanting to help, there are lots of wonderful charities out there. Remember that your kindness can be contagious, and the World needs a LOT more kindness!

I kind of thought that a you guys could use the extra chuckles, so there are a LOT of funnies today!

Sending my love to EVERYONE!

Jason

: Walmart is a good “social experiment”…

: That was me!

: This is what I always tell my bank account!

: Just like magic!

: You would think I was powering a small country!

: Where do I apply???

: Mmmm… Bacon!

: Live for today!

: Mmmm… KFC!

: Kale??? YUCK! 🤢🤮

: Things that make you go, hmmm…

: Something tells me this would get you a ticket!

: How did I EVER learn English!

: I NEVER know which to use!

: My typical day…

: Oh GOD, YES!

: The cat is a real “dickhead”.

: How the lion became top of the food chain…

: The circle of life!

: Theatre people taste GREAT!

: It is exactly how I want to be!

: I wonder if anyone has made a Lego dildo? Wait, what am I saying? Of course they have!

: The perfect cookies for Valentines Day!

: HA! Remember this for next year!

: Well, it is true!

: Hmmm… good point!

: Ummm… YUCK! 🤢🤮

: What a waste! LOL!

: He is going to NEED it this week!

: FUCK! I HATE winter!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on January 12, 2025 by Jason

Well, tomorrow is Monday again… but today enjoy your Funnies!

: That’s EXACTLY how I dance!

: It’s going to be a best seller!

: HA!

: Oops!

: Those little blue pills really work!

: Well, it’s true!

: A mother always knows…

: LOL!

: Funny

: My kind of license plate!

: I wanted the jelly filled organic vegetables!

: I no longer have a roomba!

: I chased him for 10 blocks!

: No thank you!

: All the time!

: I have a feeling even the hooker heels won’t help…

: That WOULD be kinky!

: Especially Jason Momoa!

: I certainly wouldn’t mind!

: He ran into Bob the Builder…

Sunday Funnies

Posted on January 5, 2025 by Jason

The first Sunday Funnies of the year should be a good one… hopefully you will find at least ONE of these humorous! 😂

: Well, it depends on what you mean as “Friends”… Some of these “Friends” may have seen more than just my legs!

: That about sums it up!

: Bonnie does this at night and it FREAKS me out!

: I too want to know how they discovered this…

: Yeah, I am not sure I want this year either…

: Oh man! I HATE that!

: I totally saw a sandwich first…

: I guess you could say that…

: Serves them right!

: The family friendly version…

: This is a good one to remember!

: Dr. Stewie’s advice…

: Every time!

: Is this the going rate now days?

: WOW! That must have been SOME resume

: LOL! I have been told this and ALWAYS ended up there!

: Guilty as charged…

: OH MY GOD YES! It is a miracle I am still alive!

: So was I at 18! lol

: That sounds much better!

: Time to get back to the gym!

: HA! I will need to remember this!!!

: Hopefully the latter. But I’ll take puppy too!

: Now THAT’s my kind of mom!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 29, 2024 by Jason

Hi there!

Today’s funnies consist mainly of “Christmas leftovers”. I hope you enjoy!

Jason

: That would do it…

: I am gonna say two T-Rex.

: I know I am not the only out there that wanted one of these as a kid!

: And.. That is EXACTLY what they got!

: I am about this persuadable…

: For all my Trekkie fans out there!

: Yep… NOT real.

: How accurate is THIS?!?

: Everyone should have one!

: Oops!

: Very creative!

: Hmmm. Snowballs could mean something else too…

: The reason you either do or don’t decorate palm trees with lights…

: I don’t remember Slutty as one of the 8 reindeer…

: One side is for Christmas and the other side is for the rest of the year.

: Well, I already have the puppy (Bonnie) AND the souls of those who displeased me, so I guess I will just take the $1,000,000.

: Now if the noses only lit up!

: Yes, yes it does…

: Time to get back in the gym.

: Traumatized for life…

: This is cool but I bet it took FOREVER to do!

: HA! You know you do!

: Better than MY Christmas bonus!

: And a couple of them are “All of the Above”.

: Umm… WHY?

: HA! The perfect gift!

: THIS was an ACTUAL post on Facebook Marketplace in my area this week…!!!

: If you look at the reflection in the last pic, you MIGHT just see me…

: The perfect New Years toast!

: Chances are, I am going to do it again in 2025! You’re welcome!

: Bonnie (and I) after Christmas dinner.

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 22, 2024 by Jason

: It was only a matter of time…

: This is BRILLIANT!

: What was dad thinking of…?

: THIS is what he was thinking of…

: Again, do NOT put this where it does not belong!

: Looks comfy!

: Only a few days left!

: Wise words!

: Now EVERYTIME I hear that song, THIS is what I will think of.

: LOL!

: It will be a ROARING fire!

: Damn Bailey’s…

: I usually do “B”.

: I will never learn…

: HA!

: Howdy!

Here are pictures of Bonnie looking for her Christmas presents! LOL. Actually, I think she is looking at the reflections of the Christmas lights on the wall… lol!