Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 30, 2025 by Jason

Well, as promised… Here are your Sunday Funnies! I hope you like them!

: Dog? What dog?? 😛

: If there IS an emergency, you better believe that my dick is escaping first!

: HA! YES I DID!

: I do NOT want to know how they make this! 🤢🤮

: Baby steps…

: I think these are making a comeback!

: 25 minutes IF you are LUCKY!

: And LOTS of it!

: Creative!

: Yep.

: That is EXACTLY how I like my nuts!

: Mind your own “P’s & Q’s”!

: Every – Single – Time!

: I think I have earned a break!

: I usually win!

: Time to go shopping, again!

: What the hell is a “Voicemail”?

: Motivational quote for the day

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 23, 2025 by Jason

Enjoy your Sunday everyone!

: I think this all the time…

: Yeah, but with their luck, there was probably a lid on the tank.

: I feel “spontaneous” a lot… My phone number is also on the banks speed dial…

: I certainly wouldn’t mind finding out…

: HA! Can you imagine being named “Dill Dough”??

: Cheeses just move so slow you can’t see it…

: Dad joke.

: “Evidence? What evidence?”

: We all know or have known a couple of these…

: Actually, I am a morning person. For about 20 minutes after I wake up. Then I want to go back to bed.

: NAPS are essential!

: That would be nice!

: If you were going to do a “zoo heist”, which animal would you steal? I think mine would be a seal.

: My political statement for the day…

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 16, 2025 by Jason

Happy Sunday! Your weekend is OVER! Sorry!

Enjoy some funnies before you start your week!

: I will NEVER say that again!

: At LEAST once!

: This is probably right next door to the “Pussy Ping-Pong” bar in Bangkok…

: That’s one way to get your neighbor’s attention. And possibly an STD!

: I have at least one person I wouldn’t mind sending a “Get Fucked” card… Does Hallmark make them?

: Nice, but looks kind of painful!

: And I even changed the batteries!

: Precisely why I DON’T run!

: I have some fond memories of riding in the back of my father’s pick-up truck.

: I think every kid from Wisconsin knows how to milk a cow!

: I was one of those children… Where you?

: And don’t be alarmed if you see some charges you don’t recognize…

: A chiropractor would feel SOOO good right about now!

: Maybe I should try edibles!

: I wonder why that is not happening… yet.

: Man, is THIS true!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 9, 2025 by Jason

Hey guys!

Sorry this post is late and sorry about being in a bad mood yesterday! I am feeling a bit better today (mentally, at least). I think because the sun is actually shining, and it is warm enough to FINALLY take Bonnie to the dog park! Spring approaches! Then you all get to hear me bitch about how fucking hot it is and that I can’t go outside, or I will melt, or something. It is ALWAYS something with me! Lol!

Anyway, here are the funnies for this week! I hope you guys have a great week!

Hugs,
Jason

: I already have way TOO much laundry!

: I hate stairs…

: and THIS is one of the nicer ones that I have seen!

: I don’t know… I am pretty sure Putin had them all removed…

: Somebody PLEASE put the weasel BACK into the Collider!!!

: Every single time!

: Now, get OFF my lawn you hoodlums !

: It could actually be both – “Feeling your nuts, while you’re feeling nuts!”

: MY kind of fish!

: Maybe I should go see Dr. Bang!

: The perfect side hustle!

: Wait, what was I saying???

: Even though you are all NUTS, I love you anyway!

: I know this is not “funny”, but I still thought it was cool!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 2, 2025 by Jason

Hey everyone!

I cannot tell you how surprised BUT grateful for the comments and e-mails about yesterday’s post. I knew a LOT of you were probably feeling something similar, but for so long (at least when I grew up) you NEVER talked about politics, sex, or religion (not to mention sex with religious politicians… lol). Today I feel that we NEED to talk about politics (you are on your own with religion). If we do not talk about it and pretend everything is OK then we have already lost America.

ANYWAY, I said I was going to TRY not to make this site all about politics, so I will stop there for today. If anyone out there chooses to engage in further discussion, feel free to drop me an e-mail at boyohboi@gmail.com

So HERE are your Funnies for this Sunday! I was feeling a little generous so there are a couple more than usual.

Enjoy!

: You know, come to think of it, my parents always called me a “pest”…

: He’s not wrong!

: Like Tesla… Just a suggestion…

: You should see MY water bottle!!! Although, I did NOT pay $50 for it.

: It’s true! Happend to me just the other day!

: I don’t KNOW what I would do without spellcheck!!!

: I think I have actually DONE this!

: Sad, but funny!

: Yes, Yes we are…

: I have multiple personalities and so do I!

: Learned that one the hard way…

: I still use the VapoRub and the Sprite… Just a word of advice, even though it says “RUB” do NOT use it for masturbation! Learned that one the hard way too…

: I will give a hint to the younger ones out there… ABBA, KISS…

: I am just going to start working out at Walmart!

: Words I tell myself every morning…

: I don’t remember seeing THIS at the LEGO Store!

: Be “KIND” to yourself!

: Not that I know, but that Magic Eraser thingy works well…

: They don’t make buildings tall enough…

: Couldn’t be better…

Sunday Funnies

Posted on February 23, 2025 by Jason

Happy Sunday!

A few of the funnies were submitted by a friend. They really cheered me up! Thank you!!!

Enjoy your Sunday and have a GREAT week!

: I guess he needed a “Prior Authorization” too.

: Anyone else sick of the surveys?

: Lots of probing going on!

: Sadly, this is true!

: If you ask me… They can have him!

: You would be amazed at how much weight I have lost!

: I can relate!

: Every day…

: With LOTS of cream!

: HA!

: Who can afford insurance?!

: I hope I win!

: Look carefully and then look at the next picture…

: How the hell do you WALK after getting tattoos there???

Sunday Funnies

Posted on February 16, 2025 by Jason

It IS STILL Sunday, right???

I am so sorry for the late post today! I hope everyone is doing well and has enjoyed their weekend!

Here are the Funnies for this week.

: Something tells me, this might not be real… lol!

: It’s true!

: MY kind of Valentine gift!

: OK!

: Just don’t eat it afterwards…

: You can never be too prepared!

: I am 100% SURE, my friend/roommate Jason thinks this a LOT!

: OOOH! That IS a nice iron! lol!

: And if you have a cat it is a no-brainer!

: Very true!

: Is this the going rate nowadays??? What happend to inflation?

: Well, he’s not wrong…

: I will need to remember this one…

: And smelled like cigarettes!

: It kind of makes the cybertruck look BETTER!

: If ONLY!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on February 9, 2025 by Jason

Happy Sunday!

I hope you all have an AMAZING week!

Hugs,
Jason

: No judgments!

: Yeah, but who cares what it is?

: I DO love me some glitter!!!

: When was the LAST time you saw a WORKING phone booth??? I can’t even remember!

: Man, I HATED when people would ask me that as a kid! The SAME adults would also FORCE me to dance with girls at weddings… I HATED that too!

: You have working towards this job for your whole life!

: I would LOVE to see someone use that…

: Does anyone even suck on lollipops anymore?

: “READY – PLAYER ONE”

: Hmmm…

: Why bother! lol.

: This is going to be me!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on February 2, 2025 by Jason

Hey guys!

FIRST, I would like to wish my BEST FRIEND and roommate and basically a non-sexual partner in life, a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I hope the day is memorable – but in a good way. lol.

So, how is your weekend going? Doing anything fun?

Here are a couple of pictures of Bonnie with one of her favorite toys. This toy actually “moos” when you squeeze it. She has a couple of toys made by this toy company – that sadly does not make these toys anymore. “Mr. Moo Moo” and “Mr. Quackers”, the duck are her ALL TIME favorite toys. The one’s she has are old and yucky and are on the verge of not mooing or quacking any longer due to being well loved and also dying batteries. Jason wrote the toy company, and they said for “safety reasons” they are no longer making talking toys with batteries in them. Which, I kind of understand, but Bonnie is NOT a toy destroyer, and she LOVES, LOVES, LOVES these toys. If anyone has a “black market” seller, let me know… LOL.