Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 29, 2024 by Jason

Hi there!

Today’s funnies consist mainly of “Christmas leftovers”. I hope you enjoy!

Jason

: That would do it…

: I am gonna say two T-Rex.

: I know I am not the only out there that wanted one of these as a kid!

: And.. That is EXACTLY what they got!

: I am about this persuadable…

: For all my Trekkie fans out there!

: Yep… NOT real.

: How accurate is THIS?!?

: Everyone should have one!

: Oops!

: Very creative!

: Hmmm. Snowballs could mean something else too…

: The reason you either do or don’t decorate palm trees with lights…

: I don’t remember Slutty as one of the 8 reindeer…

: One side is for Christmas and the other side is for the rest of the year.

: Well, I already have the puppy (Bonnie) AND the souls of those who displeased me, so I guess I will just take the $1,000,000.

: Now if the noses only lit up!

: Yes, yes it does…

: Time to get back in the gym.

: Traumatized for life…

: This is cool but I bet it took FOREVER to do!

: HA! You know you do!

: Better than MY Christmas bonus!

: And a couple of them are “All of the Above”.

: Umm… WHY?

: HA! The perfect gift!

: THIS was an ACTUAL post on Facebook Marketplace in my area this week…!!!

: If you look at the reflection in the last pic, you MIGHT just see me…

: The perfect New Years toast!

: Chances are, I am going to do it again in 2025! You’re welcome!

: Bonnie (and I) after Christmas dinner.

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 22, 2024 by Jason

: It was only a matter of time…

: This is BRILLIANT!

: What was dad thinking of…?

: THIS is what he was thinking of…

: Again, do NOT put this where it does not belong!

: Looks comfy!

: Only a few days left!

: Wise words!

: Now EVERYTIME I hear that song, THIS is what I will think of.

: LOL!

: It will be a ROARING fire!

: Damn Bailey’s…

: I usually do “B”.

: I will never learn…

: HA!

: Howdy!

Here are pictures of Bonnie looking for her Christmas presents! LOL. Actually, I think she is looking at the reflections of the Christmas lights on the wall… lol!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 15, 2024 by Jason

YAY! It’s SUNDAY!

Time for some chuckles!

: I STILL have not seen Wicked!

: You may need to look twice… I did.

: This is easier if you are on your smartphone, although you might look silly.

: Another one.

: WHY do we do this?

: Or MY personal favorite “Better than being poked in the eye by a drunken sailor!”

: Who knows, maybe their penis is broken…

: I have ALWAYS been guacamole!

: Don’t do it!

: This is so accurate!

: Nothing says “Christmas” like a creepy Santa!

: Creative! I can see doing this at a gay party!

: I don’t have kids, but I have a bad memory… Maybe I just don’t remember having kids???

: It is DEFINITLEY cold outside!

: Unless it is summertime!

: I hope there is one of these near your family gatherings this year!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 8, 2024 by Jason

Enjoy your Sunday!

: Make that two…

: OOOHH! I’ll take an Oreo Blizzard, please!

: Being naughty is ALWAYS worth it!

: And speaking of being naughty…

: You really CAN buy ANYTHING on Amazon!

: Ambien and Amazon works just as well…

: But probably not…

: It really wouldn’t surprise me…

: 99% of you will NOT get this reference…

: That would be dreadful!

: LOL

: YIKES!

: I don’t hate putting them up, but I LOTHE taking them down!

: Hell, I might even do it for FREE!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 1, 2024 by Jason

Enjoy your last day of freedom for the week! 😁

: Thanksgiving leftover #1

: Thanksgiving leftover #2

: Hell, 3 incomes are even better!

: Well, it is true!

: I can still hear them playing the National Anthem at midnight!

: Yes, PLEASE!

: I like hugs!

: Imagine the fun you could have decorating this!!!

: Someone should do this for their next Holiday Party!

: Yes, yes it has…

: Ahhh… Memories!

: It works EVERY year!

: That person would NOT live very long around me… lol.

: I’m not so sure about that!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on November 24, 2024 by Jason

Well, it is Sunday!

Grab a cup of coffee or coco and get ready for some FUNNIES!

: I have mastered that! Just ask Jason, my friend/roommate! 🤣

: And SPEAKING of cake…

: So TRUE! So is my cable bill!!!

: That’s what I’ll be giving myself this Christmas! 😁

: I don’t HATE X-mas music as much as country music…

: 🎼Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree…🎶

: This seemed very relevant…

: Yum…

: LOL. That’s what they look like alright!

: I hate Dave!

: OMG!!! There is a guy in my apartment complex that has an exhaust system louder than any I have ever heard!!!

: You are a pervert!!! 😂

Sunday Funnies

Posted on November 17, 2024 by Jason

Well, it is Sunday again! A new week starts tomorrow. Let’s hope it is better than the last one!

Have a GREAT one!

Jason

: HA! This NEEDS to be posted all over “X” (formerly known as Twitter)

: Hell, I’d have a couple of them!

: If only I could…

: That is one SPOILED cat!

: Practice makes perfect!

: LOL! I am sure some of you can relate!

: When I was a kid, all I had access to was straight porn. I would pick the movies entirely based on how cute the guy was on the cover!

: I have been bred in MANY places!

: This is right before you hand him is 6th beer and escort him to your bedroom!

: Always follow the signs!

: 13 would be a slow day… lol.

: I did the school newspaper and musical theater…

: I LOVED my Atari games as a kid!

: Maybe this is the “light” everyone is referring to.

: So true!

: Truth in poetry!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on November 10, 2024 by Jason

Because who couldn’t use a good laugh!!!

Enjoy!

: It is HELL, THAT is what it is!!!

: More like 4:30pm.

: Me, every night…

: BUSTED!

: I believe this was a REAL advertisement, but who can resist HOT SEAMEN!

: I will give that one an “A+”!

: I actually took this pic and the other two… Who has a dirty mind…?

: They come in ALL sizes!

: And with long sleeves, apparently…

: Been there…

: If only insurance DID cover them…

: Hmmm…

: WOW! I was going to use this for the Who Would You Do… but couldn’t wait until Wednesday!

: This is one I had never heard before… And I am a redhead!

: Apparently they are not doing it right!

: The PERFECT response!

: Sign me UP!

: I NEED this shirt!

: LOL!!! SO TRUE!!! Total tops don’t fully appreciate all that a bottom must do!

: I can actually seeing these be a HUGE hit at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco (If I just gave you the idea, I want 30% of the profits!)

Sunday Funnies

Posted on November 3, 2024 by Jason

Hey guys!

I hope your Sunday is off to a roaring start! Today’s funnies have some “Halloween Leftovers”, some of which were sent to me from a friend of the site! More people should send me memes for the Sunday Funnies! I love when you do!

Also, I thought I would include a few recent pics of Bonnie. And as she is “Number 1” in my life, I am posting her pictures first!

Enjoy the rest of your weekend!!!

Jason

: I only had to worry about razors in apples when I was a kid… lol!

: This is what my tombstone will say…

: That is one well used pumpkin!!

: SOOO Accurate!

: I travel by freight train.

: Yep, I am TERRIFIED actually!

: Yeah, I am VERY happy that camera phones did not exist back then!

: Anyone else remember this commercial?

: I am 5′ 10″ tall, but I always like a guy who is shorter OR taller.

: Dead… DEFINITELY dead! – Don’t judge me! – 🤣

: There are signs everywhere!

: Of COURSE we can!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on October 27, 2024 by Jason

Happy Sunday!

Well, so far so good! The new gallery slideshow seems to be working… AND you should be able to right-click and save the image. I know I have said that before, but let’s hope this time it is true!

Enjoy your week!

Jason