Sunday Funnies

Posted on October 12, 2025 by Jason

I hope everyone has a very enjoyable week ahead!

: And I am HAPPY about that!

: Yep!

: It is back to school time! Just tell them to “walk it off”.

: PLEASE scare me!!!

: Always listen to the “Experts”!

: Why don’t they do that?

: Actually it is a squirt gun!

: Mmmm… Brians are tasty!!!

: Imagine that!

: And if you do end up in jail, don’t call me for bail money!

: UGH! Now I feel old!

: And I am 2 of them.

: I hate when you go to text someone and it changes your carefully chosen swear word into something benign.

: HA!

: Yes, Yes I do remember.

: Actually, I want the snacks before my nap!

: Granny panties

: This is ME!

: Would somebody hit the side of the country to see if it helps any?

: Oatmeal Chocolate Chip

: I am going to say this the next time I get tech support!

: So, things are normal.

: Let’s go for lucky number 13!

: I love this!

: Anyone else have trouble sleeping?

: THIS is why I have trouble sleeping!

: This makes me sound like a bad person, but YES… YES, I WOULD! I never hear from them anyway!

: Hell, I would be happy with half that!

: Well, it isn’t this year…

: Self-confidence is important!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on October 5, 2025 by Jason

Hey!

I hope everyone has a great week ahead!

: I’d be drunk all the time!

: NOT a margarita!

: That goes for loading and unloading the dishwasher!

: Mmmm… Snickers!

: What are these “trick-or-treaters”? Lol

: Good to know!

: Cute!

: Good book!

: Donations no longer accepted…

: 600 ft might as well be 600 miles in my mind…

: Kids these days…

: VERY hydrated!

: This would be hilarious!

: NOW you tell me!

: My new go to phrase: “It could have been better!”

: Funny, sad and true.

: But who’s counting.

: Just skip work anyway!

: Funny AND true!

: Yes. Yes, it is.

: Use your imagination!

: Use your imagination again!

: Back in the day!

: You have the right to remain silent.

Sunday Funnies

Posted on September 28, 2025 by Jason

Hey everyone!

Yes, I know the post is a little late today… Sorry. Took a pain pill this morning and fell asleep.

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday!

Jason

: Who says smoking is expensive?

: I do a sit-up every time I go to get another chip!

: Fred and Shaggy in an alternate universe!

: Just say “NO”!

: I got bit by one a few years ago while taking it to a wildlife rescue. They have VERY sharp teeth!

: They don’t make ships like that anymore. Thankfully!

: What would the world have been like if Shakespeare had Facebook?

: So rude!

: It’s been a while…

: Especially THIS morning!

: It is July, isn’t it?

: Memories! As a kid I used to run around Kmart switching these things on just for fun!

: I need a deserted island… or maybe a desserted island.

: Seems logical.

: Just ask my friends!

: It is the ONLY way I can get through this life…

: I am an EXPERT in Productive Procrastination!

: Ouch!

: Mmmm… juicy wieners!

: SUPER moist!

: Some of you have had a “Butt load”.

: Maybe, maybe not…

: Bonnie guides me to the same 2 bushes looking for bunnies!

: I HATE that!

: Sad but true!

: Don’t forget the free meals!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on September 21, 2025 by Jason

Enjoy the rest of your weekend and I hope you have an AWESOME week!

: Yeah really, where is autumn?

: HA!

: It would explain a LOT!

: We left them a small bowl of water…

: You mean it wasn’t before?

: It is worth it!

: As long as it is not me…

: I do this…

: Makes a lot of sense!

: What the hell is wrong with you??

: It was traumatic!

: I like to complain! It gets my blood pressure up!

: Hmmm… Good point.

: Once? I can remember at LEAST 3 times…

: Well, it is technically true.

: This is true as well.

: Good advice!

: We all have that one drawer… or two…

: And I am glad all 3 of you are here!

: HA!

: How does that happen??

: Dog people can relate.

: The bathroom… I can travel to the bathroom…

: You know who you are!

: And the jokes aren’t even THAT good!

: Again… the jokes are NOT even THAT good!

: Well, maybe they did…

: But I am one of those things that is still good past the expiration date.

: O.M.G. YES!

: I ran out YEARS ago!

: Impossible!

: Make sure you go out and see it!

: Who would take grease off their pizza??? That is the best part!

: There have been times that I wish I could have done this…

: Does that make ANY sense???

: Stairs to Hell.

: Everyday is my birthday!

: Pumpkins work so well to dissuade visitors, especially if you throw them hard enough!

: I suggest ONLY doing this on your phone… Do NOT try rotating your monitor!

: Kind of like this post!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on September 14, 2025 by Jason

You have LOTS to laugh about today!

Enjoy!

: It’s an easy decision!

: The only thing I collect is dust…

: OK… I guess I collect these too!

: AMEN!

: Remembering what?

: I’ll take myself to Human Resources…

: Even if it was only the bathroom!

: Thanks for clearing that up!

: Bonnie has her own “special” places to go.

: Now THAT would be hilarious!

: Definitely the second one.

: I think I have decided…

: HUGS!

: Man, that is so true!

: Pretty accurate!

: The reason I am in such good shape!

: I am RIPPED!

: Please don’t wake me!

: Well, it’s true!

: THEY HAVE A GROUP?

: Ohhh… that would be cold.

: I like walnuts!

: That’s me!

: What kind of lifeguard training did they have to go through to figure that out?

: HA!

: Where DID they come from???

: It seems a little less gory when you do that!

: I own one!

: I’m going to get a lottery ticket!

: People like YOU!

: Now, if the Home Depot guy is cute… I won’t try as hard.

: Definitely more than a mouthful!

: It’s why I never do it… Yeah, THAT’S why…

: Then there is this.

: I never get to show it off!

: CAN you do that?

: I believe in being honest!

: Is that asking too much???

: Mmmm… Tacos!

: Was this on a Hallmark card?

Sunday Funnies

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Jason

Well, another weekend is almost over… Enjoy the laughs while you still can!

: I’ll take a bottle of red and a bottle of Tequila.

: Tasty Treats!

: I learned that the hard way…

: Funny, that’s probably how many dicks some of you had last night… 😉

: Glad they cleared that up!

: I have, and it doesn’t work…

: I am IMORTAL! Wait, or was it immoral…

: I shouldn’t have to do it more than once… but I will.

: Guess what mom… he died!

: It’s ALL A SCAM!

: WHY?????

: Not sure I would even go to the bar…

: OMG! YES!!!

: Oh, so true…

: NEVER EVER SAFE!

: Empty of course!

: There has been something I have been wanting to tell you…

: Or all of the above!

: You have the right to remain SILENT!

: Never liked them because of that…

Sunday Funnies

Posted on August 31, 2025 by Jason

OK… I probably got a LITTLE carried away with today’s post… but I thought we could ALL use a good laugh this week!

Enjoy!

: Do you remember your first time?

: I am NOT good at algebra, but loads on the other hand… 💦😮

: Me too!

: Bring on the meteor!!! 🌎💣

: Too soon?

: Now THAT would be funny!

: Congratulations on one of those things happening anyway!

: I barely even know what a Labubu is!

: He lied.

: Don’t forget the stalker!

: Where can I sell mine?

: I’m not sure he is doing it right, but who cares?!

: WAAAAY nicer than my apartment!

: Challenge accepted!

: All of them.

: As someone with ADHD, I find this very funny!

: Just like his ear!

: The language of chemistry!

: I mean really, what’s the point?

: He looks so cuddly!

: I damn near passed out from inflating him though!

: It never hurts to advertise!

: I love sinners!

: So you can’t help me then…?

: I REALLY need to remember to use this more often!

: A whole hell of a LOT!

: *Do NOT try this at home… do it at your friends house.

: So true!

: YEP!

: YEP to this too!

: Looks comfy!

: This is funny… and it hurts when I laugh!

: I don’t see the problem…

: Caught you!

: You are never too young to learn a new language!

: SAME!

: There is still time, right?

: It will be over before you know it!

: Mmmm, breadsticks!

: And YOU are one of them!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Jason

It is Sunday and this next week is the LAST week of Summer! Make the most of it!

Jason

: I’m always ready for a Pringle!

: True!

: Well, that will teach him… go to the next pic to see what it looked like…

: THIS was the result of the previous picture!

: This must have been from a different version of Snow White…

: Not me… Whenever I get bit by a mosquito, I slap it and say, “DIE MOTHERFUCKER!”

: Or just don’t follow people that would do something so horrific!

: I HATE doing that!

: It won’t happen again…

: I visit HR frequently…

: Only if you have a sense of humor…

: It is SO nice of the church to help!

: “I screw, I nut, I bolt”

: Ooops! I dropped the soap, again!

: Oh, the stories they could tell!

: Awww, that is so nice of him to say!

: This was actually posted on the Official Kenosha County Fair’s Facebook page… lol!

: Either way is a win in my book!

: Yes, Please!

: It’s a sign!

: I remember this vividly!

: Pretty much!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Jason

It is Sunday again! Get ready for work tomorrow but first have a chuckle!

: That’s the only reason I go on social media…

: They are plotting against humans!

: WOW that’s big!

: Whatcha looking at…?

: Simple fix.

: Well, he did not lie.

: How does one even DO that?

: Now there is a goal I can get behind!

: Good times!

: I won’t do it and you can’t make me!

: Well, it IS fun to drink cough syrup…

: I do not miss that sound…

: Me every morning.

: That would be nice!

: How many dead days does one get?

: Look on the bright side!

: Pink is Power!

: This would be SO funny!

: I’m CURED!

: There are other ways I can do it, this is just easier.

Sunday Funnies

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Jason

How is everyone’s weekend? I can’t WAIT until autumn! 🥵🔥

Enjoy some funnies!

: “Please deposit 25 cents for the next 5 minutes…” Remembers no one, but me.

: Well, they both have to do with “wood”…

: That shirt looks familiar…

: Yeah, the KNOB may have had 13 channels, but we could only get reception on 3 of them!

: So true!

: You know, I wouldn’t be suprized if zombies did attack this year…

: Thanks GPS…

: Yeah, it’s paint…

: Sound familiar?

: They asked for it…

: If you don’t like coffee, try a martini…

: SO me!

: PLEASE?!?

: And it only took me 25 years!

: Challenge accepted!

: That would not be a good thing for me…

: I think I am already there…

: I didn’t know he was French!

: I still can’t believe this was normal back then…

: Awkward…

: Not too sure I should be wearing a crop top…

: I love both!

: WHERE’S the phone number???

: Well, THAT’S no fun!

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