Sunday Funnies

Posted on April 20, 2025 by Jason

Happy Easter to those who celebrate it!

Enjoy your funnies!

: Eggs are eggs! Besides Cadbury eggs are cheaper!

: I thought it tasted funny…

: You would be AMAZED!

: I never did understand that saying…

: Set them ALL free!!!

: We all have that voice…

: See you later alligator!

: HA! I still have a little of that “don’t tell me what to do” mentality!

: I hate when that happens!

: OMG!!! We TOTALLY had this when I was growing up… green toilet included!

: And speaking of green…

: I love the sarcastic me!

: Let me tell you from personal experience, this doesn’t work…

: I think I’ll try this!

: I tend to miss my mouth a lot!

: Some may not get the Disney Lady and the Tramp reference…

: It might take a while, but it would be worth the wait!

: All. The. Time!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on April 13, 2025 by Jason

Hey guys!

Did you have a good weekend? I hope so!

Here are some funnies to help you transition into Monday.

Jason

: I was NEVER good at math!

: No, no they didn’t.

: I would NEVER say “Fuck You”… unless it was to say “I would never say Fuck You”… So fuck you!

: Wise words!

: It is always important to be kind!

: I am my own best lover!

: Don’t worry, I always am… lol.

: Life hack!

: Who ever said “Too many cooks spoil the broth”?

: HA! The only thing I am missing is the Bingo!

: At this point I should probably use a strait jacket.

: …Also, I am no longer allowed at Walmart.

: PLUS you get free room and board!

: Some of them vultures care TOO much!

: I love Animaniacs! And I agree 100%!

: Oh, man, do I know those people!

: I am sensing that I am in a “mood” today… lol.

: My perfect weight!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on April 6, 2025 by Jason

: Doesn’t EVERYONE have dodo feathers on hand?

: Mmmm… cookie dough!

: I would still want a dog!

: Personally, I don’t think they need any seasoning…

: Art Installation 1

: Art Installation 2

: Art Installation 3

: Art Installation 4

: Art Installation 5

: Art Installation 6

: Art Installation 7

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 30, 2025 by Jason

Well, as promised… Here are your Sunday Funnies! I hope you like them!

: Dog? What dog?? 😛

: If there IS an emergency, you better believe that my dick is escaping first!

: HA! YES I DID!

: I do NOT want to know how they make this! 🤢🤮

: Baby steps…

: I think these are making a comeback!

: 25 minutes IF you are LUCKY!

: And LOTS of it!

: Creative!

: Yep.

: That is EXACTLY how I like my nuts!

: Mind your own “P’s & Q’s”!

: Every – Single – Time!

: I think I have earned a break!

: I usually win!

: Time to go shopping, again!

: What the hell is a “Voicemail”?

: Motivational quote for the day

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 23, 2025 by Jason

Enjoy your Sunday everyone!

: I think this all the time…

: Yeah, but with their luck, there was probably a lid on the tank.

: I feel “spontaneous” a lot… My phone number is also on the banks speed dial…

: I certainly wouldn’t mind finding out…

: HA! Can you imagine being named “Dill Dough”??

: Cheeses just move so slow you can’t see it…

: Dad joke.

: “Evidence? What evidence?”

: We all know or have known a couple of these…

: Actually, I am a morning person. For about 20 minutes after I wake up. Then I want to go back to bed.

: NAPS are essential!

: That would be nice!

: If you were going to do a “zoo heist”, which animal would you steal? I think mine would be a seal.

: My political statement for the day…

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 16, 2025 by Jason

Happy Sunday! Your weekend is OVER! Sorry!

Enjoy some funnies before you start your week!

: I will NEVER say that again!

: At LEAST once!

: This is probably right next door to the “Pussy Ping-Pong” bar in Bangkok…

: That’s one way to get your neighbor’s attention. And possibly an STD!

: I have at least one person I wouldn’t mind sending a “Get Fucked” card… Does Hallmark make them?

: Nice, but looks kind of painful!

: And I even changed the batteries!

: Precisely why I DON’T run!

: I have some fond memories of riding in the back of my father’s pick-up truck.

: I think every kid from Wisconsin knows how to milk a cow!

: I was one of those children… Where you?

: And don’t be alarmed if you see some charges you don’t recognize…

: A chiropractor would feel SOOO good right about now!

: Maybe I should try edibles!

: I wonder why that is not happening… yet.

: Man, is THIS true!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 9, 2025 by Jason

Hey guys!

Sorry this post is late and sorry about being in a bad mood yesterday! I am feeling a bit better today (mentally, at least). I think because the sun is actually shining, and it is warm enough to FINALLY take Bonnie to the dog park! Spring approaches! Then you all get to hear me bitch about how fucking hot it is and that I can’t go outside, or I will melt, or something. It is ALWAYS something with me! Lol!

Anyway, here are the funnies for this week! I hope you guys have a great week!

Hugs,
Jason

: I already have way TOO much laundry!

: I hate stairs…

: and THIS is one of the nicer ones that I have seen!

: I don’t know… I am pretty sure Putin had them all removed…

: Somebody PLEASE put the weasel BACK into the Collider!!!

: Every single time!

: Now, get OFF my lawn you hoodlums !

: It could actually be both – “Feeling your nuts, while you’re feeling nuts!”

: MY kind of fish!

: Maybe I should go see Dr. Bang!

: The perfect side hustle!

: Wait, what was I saying???

: Even though you are all NUTS, I love you anyway!

: I know this is not “funny”, but I still thought it was cool!

Sunday Funnies

Posted on March 2, 2025 by Jason

Hey everyone!

I cannot tell you how surprised BUT grateful for the comments and e-mails about yesterday’s post. I knew a LOT of you were probably feeling something similar, but for so long (at least when I grew up) you NEVER talked about politics, sex, or religion (not to mention sex with religious politicians… lol). Today I feel that we NEED to talk about politics (you are on your own with religion). If we do not talk about it and pretend everything is OK then we have already lost America.

ANYWAY, I said I was going to TRY not to make this site all about politics, so I will stop there for today. If anyone out there chooses to engage in further discussion, feel free to drop me an e-mail at boyohboi@gmail.com

So HERE are your Funnies for this Sunday! I was feeling a little generous so there are a couple more than usual.

Enjoy!

: You know, come to think of it, my parents always called me a “pest”…

: He’s not wrong!

: Like Tesla… Just a suggestion…

: You should see MY water bottle!!! Although, I did NOT pay $50 for it.

: It’s true! Happend to me just the other day!

: I don’t KNOW what I would do without spellcheck!!!

: I think I have actually DONE this!

: Sad, but funny!

: Yes, Yes we are…

: I have multiple personalities and so do I!

: Learned that one the hard way…

: I still use the VapoRub and the Sprite… Just a word of advice, even though it says “RUB” do NOT use it for masturbation! Learned that one the hard way too…