Hey guys!
It is the day before my colonoscopy – you know – the day you can only eat clear liquids and one of those liquids is a powerful laxative… It sounds like fun, right! If you need me, I’ll be in the bathroom… 💩💩💩🤪🤪🤪
Enjoy your Sunday!
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- Guilty
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- a 10 is a 10 in my opinion
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- It is all about relieving stress
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- Even I have a breaking point!
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- Indubitably
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- Things that make you go hmmm…
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- And it doesn’t use lube.
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- I agree!
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- I heard that SOME of the recordings WILL actually connect you to a human if you swear because they know you are already pissed.
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- That should say “engagements that END befor 4pm”…
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- Dad joke
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- Toys inside food items like Kinder Eggs are actually illegal here in the United States
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- YEP!
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- This actully sounds like a fun idea!
#2 reminds me of the old joke about Juan Carlos of Spain. He visited Cape Canaveral with Franco and was shown a Saturn C5 rocket. “This rocket cost 500 million dollars to build!” Juan Carlos leaned over and whispered to Franco: “How much is that in pesetas?” — “All of them!”
In all civilized countries colonscopies are shot on sight, and then just to be sure they’re strongly scolded and then deported. America is sadly deficient in this respect.
Victims are advised to seek out tea and sympathy. Not iced tea, real tea.
REALLY??? I can’t have iced tea?
In the Sacred Rolls is written, “tea is hot, the stars shine, and man is stupid.” Who can doubt these simple truths?