Self Portrait Saturday

Posted on December 21, 2024 by Jason

Twas the Saturday before Christmas, and all over the net
were tons of nice people, who were not on a jet.
The selfies were posted, and page after page
there were lots of hot guys, ‘cuz of the digital age.

Rhyming is hard and hurts my big head
So, I am ending this poem, for I need to be fed.
Bonnie says “HI” and Jason does too
My dinner is nothing but a big pile of goo!

I thought this would be funny, now if fills me with dread.
I think I should get my big butt to bed.
But before I depart, I just wanted to say
Merry Christmas to you and have a Happy Holiday! 🎄🕎

**Applause**

That is all I have in me tonight!

Enjoy your weekend and all the selfies!

Jason

Who Would You Do? Version 40

Posted on December 18, 2024 by Jason

Well, Hello There!

I am glad you stopped by today! I am giving you 3 polls instead of the normal 2, just because I am in the Holiday spirit!

In the first poll, I think I will restrict myself to “Cheeky Boy 3”.

So, Who Would YOU Do?

I restricted myself for poll 1, but am going to go crazy for poll 2 and choose “All of the Above”!

So, Who Would YOU Do?

Now in the third poll, I am torn between “Porn Boy 2” and “Porn Boy 5″… I think I will go with “Porn Boy 5”.

So, Who Would YOU Do?

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 15, 2024 by Jason

YAY! It’s SUNDAY!

Time for some chuckles!

: I STILL have not seen Wicked!

: You may need to look twice… I did.

: This is easier if you are on your smartphone, although you might look silly.

: Another one.

: WHY do we do this?

: Or MY personal favorite “Better than being poked in the eye by a drunken sailor!”

: Who knows, maybe their penis is broken…

: I have ALWAYS been guacamole!

: Don’t do it!

: This is so accurate!

: Nothing says “Christmas” like a creepy Santa!

: Creative! I can see doing this at a gay party!

: I don’t have kids, but I have a bad memory… Maybe I just don’t remember having kids???

: It is DEFINITLEY cold outside!

: Unless it is summertime!

: I hope there is one of these near your family gatherings this year!

Self Portrait Saturday

Posted on December 14, 2024 by Jason

HEY everyone!

How have you been? Is your week going well? Are you guys ready for the upcoming holidays? I can’t believe that the end of 2024 is rapidly approaching!! One thing is for sure, 2025 will be an interesting year, won’t it? Anybody have any fun plans? Jason, Bonnie and I will probably be staying home this year. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Here are your Selfies for this week!

Have a great weekend!

Jason

Who Would You Do? Version 39

Posted on December 11, 2024 by Jason

Well, it is Wednesday again… Time for some polls!

In the first poll, I am going to choose “Soccer Boy 2”.

So, Who Would YOU Do?

In the second poll, I am going to go with “Soccer Boy 3”.

So, Who Would YOU Do?

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 8, 2024 by Jason

Enjoy your Sunday!

: Make that two…

: OOOHH! I’ll take an Oreo Blizzard, please!

: Being naughty is ALWAYS worth it!

: And speaking of being naughty…

: You really CAN buy ANYTHING on Amazon!

: Ambien and Amazon works just as well…

: But probably not…

: It really wouldn’t surprise me…

: 99% of you will NOT get this reference…

: That would be dreadful!

: LOL

: YIKES!

: I don’t hate putting them up, but I LOTHE taking them down!

: Hell, I might even do it for FREE!

Self Portrait Saturday

Posted on December 7, 2024 by Jason

Happy Saturday Guys!

How was everyone’s week? Mine was busy and I FINALLY got the cortisone injection I have been needing. Things are starting to feel better, now for how long, who knows…

I hope everyone is staying warm and dry – or cold and wet, if that’s your thing… lol.

Have a GREAT weekend!

Jason

Who Would You Do? Version 38

Posted on December 4, 2024 by Jason

Hey everyone!

I hope your week is going well! My wrist is finally feeling a little bit better, but that could be the pain meds talking… lol. I have my second cortisone injection coming up tomorrow. I hope it helps!

Here are this week’s polls!

In the first poll, I am going to “reluctantly” 🤣 go with “All of the Above”! I think #3 and #4 look like they could be brothers! Which is a turn on for some and probably revolting for others… Everyone has their likes and dislikes!

So, Who Would YOU Do?