Hey guys!
I hope your upcoming week is a good one!
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- Clear your calendar!
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- Ahh… winter.
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- I’ll remember this when I am out walking in the Michigan woods when it is 20 degrees below zero… Oh, wait! That is NEVER going to happen!
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- Not to mention the Michigan woods when it is 20 below zero!
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- Amen, sister!
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- And speaking of sisters…
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- OR, you could suck DICK AND blow some bubbles!
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- And speaking of sucking dick…
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- I wonder how Bonnie would feel if I did this…?
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- Probably not.
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- I’m not the only one, right?
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- I hope no one has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia! (it’s a real word! Look it up!)
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is not a word. Everybody knows that it isn’t a word. Everybody! Why do you insist that it is a word? Anyway, long words are bad. You are nasty and evil, and should be exposed to short, blunt words until you repent. Repent ere it be too late!