Well, the weekend is almost over! Are you all rested up for next week? Yeah, me neither.
Enjoy the funnies!
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- Is this a vacuum or a jet engine???
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- Cereal is one of the 5 food groups.
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- Poetry at its finest!
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- I LOVE margaritas but can only have one… at a time…
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- I bet it is!
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- Not sure if this is true or not, but it got you to think about nipples!
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- Damn right!
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- I love bear feet!
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- Which is one of the reasons I don’t go to Walmart very often.
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- I HATE that!
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- If I had a dollar for every “Dicktim” I have met, I would be the richest man alive!
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- How do I get the drops into my right eye if the bottle is in my mouth???
Cereal’s not a food group, silly! The 5 groups are
hot peppers
hummus
tea
bulgur
and olive oil
EVERYBODY knows this!
Great! Now you have made me hungry! 😋
This is how to get the drops in your eye: hold bottle firmly in mouth, cap off. Jump up and down six times vigorously. Stand on your head and turn yourself around in a circle five times while kicking your feet.
This will not get the drops in your eye, but you’ll be too busy at the Emergency Ward to care about it.
I should have read the second part of your comment before I tried… now I am in Emergency… lol