Twas the Saturday before Christmas, and all over the net
were tons of nice people, who were not on a jet.
The selfies were posted, and page after page
there were lots of hot guys, ‘cuz of the digital age.
Rhyming is hard and hurts my big head
So, I am ending this poem, for I need to be fed.
Bonnie says “HI” and Jason does too
My dinner is nothing but a big pile of goo!
I thought this would be funny, now if fills me with dread.
I think I should get my big butt to bed.
But before I depart, I just wanted to say
Merry Christmas to you and have a Happy Holiday! 🎄🕎
**Applause**
That is all I have in me tonight!
Enjoy your weekend and all the selfies!
Jason
