Well, it’s over… only 362 days (or so) until Christmas!!! I hope Santa brought you everything from your wish list! And if you were too bad for Santa to bring you anything, then I have the phone numbers of a more than a few guys that would like to speak to you!!! lol.

Is ANYONE doing ANYTHING special for New Year’s Eve? I will more than likely be in bed by 9pm. 🤣⌚🍾🥂🎉

Enjoy your selfies!

Jason

Twas the Saturday before Christmas, and all over the net
were tons of nice people, who were not on a jet.
The selfies were posted, and page after page
there were lots of hot guys, ‘cuz of the digital age.

Rhyming is hard and hurts my big head
So, I am ending this poem, for I need to be fed.
Bonnie says “HI” and Jason does too
My dinner is nothing but a big pile of goo!

I thought this would be funny, now if fills me with dread.
I think I should get my big butt to bed.
But before I depart, I just wanted to say
Merry Christmas to you and have a Happy Holiday!  🎄🕎

**Applause**

That is all I have in me tonight!

Enjoy your weekend and all the selfies!

Jason