Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 29, 2024 by Jason

Hi there!

Today’s funnies consist mainly of “Christmas leftovers”. I hope you enjoy!

Jason

: That would do it…

: I am gonna say two T-Rex.

: I know I am not the only out there that wanted one of these as a kid!

: And.. That is EXACTLY what they got!

: I am about this persuadable…

: For all my Trekkie fans out there!

: Yep… NOT real.

: How accurate is THIS?!?

: Everyone should have one!

: Oops!

: Very creative!

: Hmmm. Snowballs could mean something else too…

: The reason you either do or don’t decorate palm trees with lights…

: I don’t remember Slutty as one of the 8 reindeer…

: One side is for Christmas and the other side is for the rest of the year.

: Well, I already have the puppy (Bonnie) AND the souls of those who displeased me, so I guess I will just take the $1,000,000.

: Now if the noses only lit up!

: Yes, yes it does…

: Time to get back in the gym.

: Traumatized for life…

: This is cool but I bet it took FOREVER to do!

: HA! You know you do!

: Better than MY Christmas bonus!

: And a couple of them are “All of the Above”.

: Umm… WHY?

: HA! The perfect gift!

: THIS was an ACTUAL post on Facebook Marketplace in my area this week…!!!

: If you look at the reflection in the last pic, you MIGHT just see me…

: The perfect New Years toast!

: Chances are, I am going to do it again in 2025! You’re welcome!

: Bonnie (and I) after Christmas dinner.

Self Portrait Saturday

Posted on December 28, 2024 by Jason

Well, it’s over… only 362 days (or so) until Christmas!!! I hope Santa brought you everything from your wish list! And if you were too bad for Santa to bring you anything, then I have the phone numbers of a more than a few guys that would like to speak to you!!! lol.

Is ANYONE doing ANYTHING special for New Year’s Eve? I will more than likely be in bed by 9pm. 🤣⌚🍾🥂🎉

Enjoy your selfies!

Jason

Who Would You Do? Version 41

Posted on December 25, 2024 by Jason

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Well, that is if you celebrate Christmas… I realize not everyone does, for those who don’t “HAPPY HOLIDAY!”.

I hope Santa brings you EVERYTHING that was on your list!

Here are the polls for today!

In the first poll, I am going with “Butt Boy 1”. Not sure why, but (no pun intended) that is who I am picking…

So, Who Would YOU Do?

In the second poll, I think I will choose “Cover Boy 2”. I was torn between him, #3 and #6. All can come over and help me “unwrap some presents”… If you know what I mean…

So, Who Would YOU Do?

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 22, 2024 by Jason

: It was only a matter of time…

: This is BRILLIANT!

: What was dad thinking of…?

: THIS is what he was thinking of…

: Again, do NOT put this where it does not belong!

: Looks comfy!

: Only a few days left!

: Wise words!

: Now EVERYTIME I hear that song, THIS is what I will think of.

: LOL!

: It will be a ROARING fire!

: Damn Bailey’s…

: I usually do “B”.

: I will never learn…

: HA!

: Howdy!

Here are pictures of Bonnie looking for her Christmas presents! LOL. Actually, I think she is looking at the reflections of the Christmas lights on the wall… lol!

Self Portrait Saturday

Posted on December 21, 2024 by Jason

Twas the Saturday before Christmas, and all over the net
were tons of nice people, who were not on a jet.
The selfies were posted, and page after page
there were lots of hot guys, ‘cuz of the digital age.

Rhyming is hard and hurts my big head
So, I am ending this poem, for I need to be fed.
Bonnie says “HI” and Jason does too
My dinner is nothing but a big pile of goo!

I thought this would be funny, now if fills me with dread.
I think I should get my big butt to bed.
But before I depart, I just wanted to say
Merry Christmas to you and have a Happy Holiday! 🎄🕎

**Applause**

That is all I have in me tonight!

Enjoy your weekend and all the selfies!

Jason

Who Would You Do? Version 40

Posted on December 18, 2024 by Jason

Well, Hello There!

I am glad you stopped by today! I am giving you 3 polls instead of the normal 2, just because I am in the Holiday spirit!

In the first poll, I think I will restrict myself to “Cheeky Boy 3”.

So, Who Would YOU Do?

I restricted myself for poll 1, but am going to go crazy for poll 2 and choose “All of the Above”!

So, Who Would YOU Do?

Now in the third poll, I am torn between “Porn Boy 2” and “Porn Boy 5″… I think I will go with “Porn Boy 5”.

So, Who Would YOU Do?

Sunday Funnies

Posted on December 15, 2024 by Jason

YAY! It’s SUNDAY!

Time for some chuckles!

: I STILL have not seen Wicked!

: You may need to look twice… I did.

: This is easier if you are on your smartphone, although you might look silly.

: Another one.

: WHY do we do this?

: Or MY personal favorite “Better than being poked in the eye by a drunken sailor!”

: Who knows, maybe their penis is broken…

: I have ALWAYS been guacamole!

: Don’t do it!

: This is so accurate!

: Nothing says “Christmas” like a creepy Santa!

: Creative! I can see doing this at a gay party!

: I don’t have kids, but I have a bad memory… Maybe I just don’t remember having kids???

: It is DEFINITLEY cold outside!

: Unless it is summertime!

: I hope there is one of these near your family gatherings this year!

Self Portrait Saturday

Posted on December 14, 2024 by Jason

HEY everyone!

How have you been? Is your week going well? Are you guys ready for the upcoming holidays? I can’t believe that the end of 2024 is rapidly approaching!! One thing is for sure, 2025 will be an interesting year, won’t it? Anybody have any fun plans? Jason, Bonnie and I will probably be staying home this year. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Here are your Selfies for this week!

Have a great weekend!

Jason