Hey guys. Sorry for the missed poll post this week. Jason had caught COVID and then I caught it. The other Jason is doing better but I am still out of sorts… I HOPE to return on Saturday for the selfie post.
Hugs!
Sorry!
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Sunday Funnies
Well, it is Sunday again.
I know this is a “Funnies” post, but I just received word from a friend of the blog who has lost his home and all his precious memories in the unprecedented wildfires devastating Southern California. Luckily, he and his family are safe. Words cannot fully capture the depth of sorrow I feel for the immense loss and suffering caused by these wildfires. My deepest compassion goes out to all those affected.
I also know that tragedies happen every day all over the World, from the Middle East, to Ukraine, and the recent hurricanes that hit the Southeast part of the United States. Every time I turn on the news there is something else that hurts my heart. I literally can only watch the news for about 5 minutes.
Please consider helping someone in some way, even if it is just to make a phone call to say “Hello”. If you are wanting to help, there are lots of wonderful charities out there. Remember that your kindness can be contagious, and the World needs a LOT more kindness!
I kind of thought that a you guys could use the extra chuckles, so there are a LOT of funnies today!
Sending my love to EVERYONE!
Jason
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- Walmart is a good “social experiment”…
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- That was me!
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- This is what I always tell my bank account!
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- Just like magic!
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- You would think I was powering a small country!
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- Where do I apply???
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- Mmmm… Bacon!
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- Live for today!
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- Mmmm… KFC!
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- Kale??? YUCK! 🤢🤮
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- Things that make you go, hmmm…
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- Something tells me this would get you a ticket!
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- How did I EVER learn English!
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- I NEVER know which to use!
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- My typical day…
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- Oh GOD, YES!
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- The cat is a real “dickhead”.
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- How the lion became top of the food chain…
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- The circle of life!
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- Theatre people taste GREAT!
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- It is exactly how I want to be!
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- I wonder if anyone has made a Lego dildo? Wait, what am I saying? Of course they have!
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- The perfect cookies for Valentines Day!
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- HA! Remember this for next year!
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- Well, it is true!
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- Hmmm… good point!
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- Ummm… YUCK! 🤢🤮
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- What a waste! LOL!
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- He is going to NEED it this week!
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- FUCK! I HATE winter!
Self Portrait Saturday
HEY YOU! YES, YOU!
Guess what? It is SATURDAY!!! Time for some selfies!
BUT FIRST…
I felt creative again and thought I would write a little limerick. Let me know what you think!
- There once was a guy named Rick,
- who bought himself a sefie-stick.
- It was just the right trick to take a few pics,
- and now the whole World has seen his dick!
Kinda lame but I felt it was appropriate for Self Portrait Saturday post! 🤣
Enjoy!
Who Would You Do? Version 44
Happy Wednesday!
Sorry for the late day posting! I have been dealing with a bunch of crap, as usual. Last week I told you I was going to get an MRI for my wrist to find out what is causing the pain. Well, I STILL have not been able to schedule one because the hospital keeps saying that they have not received the order for the MRI. The doctor has faxed it over 4 times now and they STILL do not show it. I can’t get the MRI until the doctor’s orders are received.
To top that off, I recently went to the dermatologist to take care of some pre-cancerous spots on my face and scalp. Well, the medicine she prescribed was supposed to be applied twice a DAY for a WEEK. I applied it ONCE and my face and scalp are in SO MUCH PAIN and my face is covered in unsightly red spots. The doctor told me that the spots would get red and told me how to take care of them, but I cannot stand the pain after just one application. I need to find some other sort of treatment, which will probably involve liquid nitrogen… Does ANYONE out there have experience with this? If so, PLEASE tell me how you took care of the problem. I am afraid of the pre-cancerous spots becoming cancerous, but there has to be a better way to treat this!
AND on TOP OF THAT… My bestie/roommate just tested positive for COVID this morning. He just started a new job too. What else will happen this week???
Anyway, thank you for allowing me space to vent. I feel a little better just getting it off my chest.
SO, without further hesitation, here are the polls for this week!
In the first poll, I am going to choose “Pool Boy 1”.
So, Who Would YOU Do?
In the second poll, I am going to pick “Porn Boy 3”.
So, Who Would YOU Do?
Sunday Funnies
Well, tomorrow is Monday again… but today enjoy your Funnies!
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- That’s EXACTLY how I dance!
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- It’s going to be a best seller!
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- HA!
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- Oops!
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- Those little blue pills really work!
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- Well, it’s true!
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- A mother always knows…
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- LOL!
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- Funny
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- My kind of license plate!
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- I wanted the jelly filled organic vegetables!
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- I no longer have a roomba!
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- I chased him for 10 blocks!
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- No thank you!
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- All the time!
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- I have a feeling even the hooker heels won’t help…
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- That WOULD be kinky!
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- Especially Jason Momoa!
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- I certainly wouldn’t mind!
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- He ran into Bob the Builder…
Self Portrait Saturday
Happy Saturday!
We made it through another week. Yay! I hope you are all enjoying the start of your weekend.
Enjoy your Saturday Selfies!
Jason
Who Would You Do? Version 43
Hey guys!
Sorry for the late post today! My wrist has been hurting (AGAIN!). I am supposed to have an MRI of it,but have been having problems with scheduling it.
Anyway, here are the polls for this week!
In the first poll, I am going to choose “Sporty Boy 3” although it was a close call with “Sporty Boy 1”.
So, Who Would YOU Do?
In the second poll, I think I will pick “Porn Boy 2”. I was torn between him and “Porn Boy 3”, but I hate to say it, I went with penis size to break the tie. lol.
So, Who Would YOU Do?
Sunday Funnies
The first Sunday Funnies of the year should be a good one… hopefully you will find at least ONE of these humorous! 😂
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- Well, it depends on what you mean as “Friends”… Some of these “Friends” may have seen more than just my legs!
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- That about sums it up!
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- Bonnie does this at night and it FREAKS me out!
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- I too want to know how they discovered this…
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- Yeah, I am not sure I want this year either…
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- Oh man! I HATE that!
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- I totally saw a sandwich first…
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- I guess you could say that…
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- Serves them right!
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- The family friendly version…
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- This is a good one to remember!
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- Dr. Stewie’s advice…
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- Every time!
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- Is this the going rate now days?
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- WOW! That must have been SOME resume
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- LOL! I have been told this and ALWAYS ended up there!
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- Guilty as charged…
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- OH MY GOD YES! It is a miracle I am still alive!
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- So was I at 18! lol
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- That sounds much better!
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- Time to get back to the gym!
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- HA! I will need to remember this!!!
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- Hopefully the latter. But I’ll take puppy too!
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- Now THAT’s my kind of mom!
Self Portrait Saturday
Welcome to the first Self Portrait Saturday of 2025!
I added a few extra pics just for good measure!
Enjoy!
Who Would You Do? Version 42
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well, I can’t believe it is officially 2025. I still feel like it is 1990… or is it that I feel like I am 90? 🕺🪩! What will this year bring to all of us? I am actually kind of afraid to find out, honestly. Things are changing all over the World. But I guess they are ALWAYS changing and always have been.
Whatever comes, I wish ALL of you a very HAPPY and HEALTHY and PROSPEROUS New Year! (Especially the prosperous part… 💰🤑 lol)
As a little gift to you, I am giving you an EXTRA poll this week! So here you go…
In the first poll, I am going with “Rugby Boy 3”.
So, Who Would YOU Do?
In the second poll, believe it or not, I am not a big fan of shaved pubic hair… BUT I think I will choose “Shaved Naked Boy 3”.
So, Who Would YOU Do?
In the third and final poll for this week, I am choosing “Beach Boy 1”.
So, Who Would YOU Do?
